Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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