Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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