And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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