butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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