I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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