listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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