he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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