Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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