I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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