Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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