One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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