She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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