so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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