Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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