Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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