Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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