Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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