hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My vagina is very pro this idea
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