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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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