Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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