Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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