walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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