we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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