let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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