Me. At least after what I've been through.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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