i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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