I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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