you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
MIDGETS
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Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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