You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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