no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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