My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
