My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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