idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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