my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
