This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize
