Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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