It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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