love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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