I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He passed out mid-signature
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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