I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
this beer tastes like vomit already
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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