Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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