I can text with my tongue
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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