he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
