Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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