i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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