omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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