i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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