Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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