I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
