I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
