Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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