I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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