Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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